
Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President of the
United States, Priest-King and Sultan of the Caliphate of the West, is another
of history’s epic failures. A man who, by his own account, enjoyed a sheltered
upbringing and has no obvious reason to hate his own country, nonetheless hates
it with passion, is ashamed of and embarrassed by it. Mesmerizing the entire
world with his predictions of a post-political paradise, he ascended to the
most powerful office of the most powerful nation in the history of the world
and immediately set about deconstructing it. With America suffering through the
worst economic recession in thirty years, he insisted on a massive public
spending bill that rewarded his labor union allies but no-one else; issued
thousands of new regulations designed to throttle productivity and growth;
fanned the flames of racial division; precipitously retreated from Iraq and
apologized profusely for America when no apologies were called for; added $9
trillion in debt when we already owed $10 trillion that we couldn’t pay;
punished the coal and oil industries and threw $4 billion away on solar energy
and pond scum; fired the CEO of General Motors when he had no legal or
Constitutional authority to do so; passed the largest entitlement program in
the history of mankind, folding the nation’s health care industry into a
Federal government already bloated, inefficient and corrupt; used the IRS to
flay his political enemies and wiretapped reporters who were insufficiently
loyal; changed Obamacare 51 times without legal authority; released over
100,000 illegal immigrants from incarceration and relieved 800,000 others from
the threat of prosecution; traded five Taliban commanders for one U.S. Army
deserter; blamed a terrorist attack that left four Americans dead on an
Internet video that nobody had ever heard of; cut $1 trillion from the Pentagon
budget as the world burned from Islamic terrorism and Russian and Chinese
adventurism; normalized relations with a Cuban regime that still executes
political prisoners; and contracted an
agreement with Iran that gives them $150 billion in frozen assets and relief
from international sanctions in exchange for allowing inspections at some sites
with 24 days’ notice and trusting Iran to inspect others themselves. If we
wrote a script for the most laughably incompetent way to govern the greatest
country that has ever existed, a script calling for destroying America
economically, socially, militarily and diplomatically, we could do no better.
Like so many failures of the past, Priest-King is deluded.
From his youth, he has held a messianic vision of himself, exacerbated by the
fervent and repeated assurances of others that he was simply more intelligent,
more sensitive, more intuitive, more articulate, more sophisticated, more anything than anyone else. People like him, they trust him, they believe
in him, they do things for him that are unethical, immoral and even illegal
because they think he is so transcendent, charting the course from mere hubris
to demagoguery, from petty huckster to dictator. The fact that economies behave
at odds with his design does not deter him, neither do the realities of war,
diplomacy, law or human nature, because it is his intent that matters, not the results. Of course, he would prefer
that people could keep their health care plan and doctor and hospital and save
$2500 per year and Obamacare itself only cost $1 trillion, but if they can’t
and it doesn’t, it’s not important: He intended
it to be so. If Russia intervenes militarily in Syria, ordering us to stop our
airstrikes and evacuate our personnel so they can bomb our allies, he dismisses
their aggression as proof of their weakness and then plays golf because it’s
not his failure to assert American power that invited their intervention, but
his intent that Syria should be
peaceful and united and free of Assad.
Priest-King employs a serene detachment from reality, operating in a
sanitized ether (“ISIS is contained”) in which the only permanent element is
his ego, standing golden and majestic and aloof from the tragedy he has
wrought. And what an ego, validated in 2008 and then again four years later, even
after the voters (“the proletariat,” though he dare not utter it) had volumes
of proof of his massive ineptitude and unsuitability for his office, even after
they knew that he was an ideologically-driven, cardboard cutout! And validated
again with the Nobel Peace Prize, simply for being black (a fact that he does
not dwell upon, otherwise it might bother him), leaving him unique among the
leaders of history! Yes, his “strategy” against ISIS reads like an Ed Wood
screenplay, yes, 129 people were just gunned down and blown up in Paris because
of his fecklessness (“a setback,” in his words), and France will be leading the
fight against the homicidal savages and not the United States, but doesn’t that
validate his foreign policy since Day One? The world is working out its own
problems without first relying on American money and tanks and isn’t that a
legacy worth having?
In fourteen months, if he decides to obey the Constitution,
Priest-King will relinquish the Presidency and assume his role as one of the Beautiful
People, shuttling from Chicago to Washington to Martha’s Vineyard to Geneva on
private jets, dining on poached salmon, sipping champagne and dispensing his
wisdom at $500,000 a pop. A Presidential Library and Museum will be built in his honor, he will receive a $400,000 annual pension and
Secret Service protection for the rest of his life, an office and staff at the
taxpayers’ expense, and he will write a memoir extolling his achievements for
$25 million or so. He will establish a foundation and persuade Leftist
millionaires to contribute to it, he will appear on television and at movie
premieres and swanky social occasions and he will never drive a car again, and
he will accumulate fabulous wealth, and as far as I’m concerned, he can have it
all: Having left us a weak, impoverished, disrespected, divided and leprous
nation, he can have the most lavish exile in the history of exiles as long as
he never, EVER returns.